Oh no, did something go wrong? If you’ve got a complaint, don’t worry—I’ll definitely print it out, frame it, and personally deliver it to my super-helpful and ridiculously hot 🔥 sorting office. They’ll take great care of it.

Kidding! (Sort of.) If you’ve got complaints, questions, or just want to send me a love letter (don’t be shy), hit the big shiny red button below. I promise I’ll actually read it… eventually. 😘